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Time out in a Tu-Tu while munching on his latest words…
The Bookworm Ballet Company is in town.
I’d take the chewed book. That way all I need is a healthy ovum and I could clone my own Jeff Havens.
**Corrected**
If Tu-Tu’s aren’t considered business casual, I’ll eat my words! – Jeff Haven
First in line AND dressed to impress; my success at this job fair is so close, I can taste it!
The conference organizers did say I would get a lot of exposure…
Another lollipop resume that I can’t sink my teeth into.
….. this next exhibit is a representation of a “modern” man from the year 2020. Literacy rates continued to fall at an alarming rate in the late 90’s. By the time this poor soul reached adulthood there was no longer understanding of what books were even used for. Luckily the development of the cerebellum USB port corrected this devolution.
In the year 3023…
Museum Tour Guide: And here we have a 21st Century business ballerina man eating a book.
Tourists: Ooh! How interesting. What’s a book?
With the sunsetting of print media, we have exhibited here the last consumer (and avowed literalist) of “Reader’s Digest.”
You don’t want to know what he did with the iPad.
Might have gone a little tu-tu far digesting the new material. That’s why we ask you don’t feed the speakers.
Somewhere over the rainbow, words do fly!
Leadership takes practice and style. Set yourself apart and command attention with power dress! Stay low and work on a hearty dental impression so when you dog them down and bite ’em in the butt… you’ve made your mark.
How To Get Fired is a dress for success way and will be tu tu easy to play them like a flute and get what you want.
“That’s tu-tu crazy, biting off more than you can chew!”
Eating away at sweet success, and dressed to impress!