How NOT To Use Instant Messenger At Work

Thank you, random Internet searcher for your curiosity about instant messenger at work!  As some of you know, I have a professional development presentation called Becoming a More Annoying You!  that covers issues of conflict resolution, dress code, office behavior, and sexual harassment.  Which means that when someone wanted to learn more about instant messenger etiquette, they…

I Just Want A Bag!

So yesterday I went shopping.  It’s something I generally don’t make a habit of, because there aren’t an enormous number of things I need to buy.  I already have all the stuffed animals I need, and I’m not allowed to get an attack helicopter until I clean out the garage, which I really don’t want…

Fun Ways to Live in the Past!

Well, it’s official.  As of last week, Hotmail is dead.  All Hotmail accounts have been ported over to Microsoft Outlook.  If you have a Hotmail account then it will still say blubberfan@hotmail.com, or whatever your screenname is (which I hope isn’t blubberfan), but you’re really on an Outlook account.  The user experience isn’t going to…

How to Continue Being Unhappy

Hello, and welcome to May!  It’s finally spring.  Everywhere you look, the butterflies are blooming, and the daffodils are coming out of hibernation and looking for salmon in the mountain streams.  Ants everywhere are gearing up to kill other ants, and bees are researching new and improved ways to administer anaphylactic shock.  Maybe we’ll get…